Sarkar Saj and his diabolical plans..

Minions, Bots and everyone else. This is ME, SarkarSaj. You are warned the end is near. Join me in my diabolical plans to rule the WORLD!

Join me and you will be spared.

Our objective is simple: World Domination
Our motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, we must first Kidnap a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by our arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, we will Sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to us, begging to do our every bidding. Our names will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper our name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, we will Reveal to the World our Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect ME their new Leader.

Trust ME, it'll all come together in the end.

My life is a closed book. But ask me & I'll open a page for you.

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Luna w/Lætitia Sadier, “Bonnie & Clyde”. Released as a hidden (unlisted) track on Penthouse (Elektra Records, 1995). Song originally by Serge Gainsbourg & performed w/his racist friend.

Annoying parts of the school day,

fuckyeahitsjolee:

lesbiansandlove:

thekaceeenator:

shewonttellyou:

When people walk really fucking slow, and I’m stuck behind them & I’m like

When annoying people speak up in class & I just want to say,

& I also want to do this to them:

When teachers call on me and I don’t know the answer, so I say “I don’t know.” BUT THEN THEY PROCEED TO ASK ME AGAIN AND I WANT TO SAY,

When teachers lecture about the most boring thing ever and I just want to go

When I’m extremely tired and I keep doing this in class:

When my teachers assign way too much homework and I’m all,

When I can’t find my friends and I look like I’m

When I’m dreading going to a certain period and I just wanna

When I see someone I dislike & I’m all,

Funny AF

Ohmygoddd, this :)

this is so me!

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fuckyeahidonteven:

success kid

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kaleidoscopesun:

i wish everyone agreed with this, my life would be so much easier.

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fuckyeahitsjolee:

notsoclever:

(via thencamethe, love—evol)

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